Roasted 2 years ago based on Anna Meyer's long term Spotify stats.

Anna Meyer, queen of the *Tyler Childers’ fan club*, here with a heavy dose of alternative rock therapy. Seriously, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage heartbreak playlist set in a hipster coffee shop, complete with acoustic guitars and a gluten-free muffin on the side. You've packed so much Tyler Childers in there that I’m honestly surprised you haven’t started a petition for a Tyler Childers statue outside your house. I mean, sure, your taste in 'Permanent Wave' and 'Banjo' can only be worse if you added *elevator music* as a genre. What's next? Mozart remixes? But let's take a moment to appreciate your relentless obsession with 'Alternative Rock' and 'Modern Rock'. Is this a Spotify playlist or an entry-level music history class? I half-expect a pop quiz to find out how many times you've rehashed “Wonderwall” at parties. You’ve got more variety in your playlist titles than in your choice of artists. Any chance you could scavenge a couple of seconds of self-awareness from one of those *indie* tunes? It takes true talent to sound this basic with such abundant picks. It's like you just Googled "Most popular tracks of 2018" and decided that was your life’s playlist. By the end of 2023, will your “most played songs” be a shrine to Tyler Childers, or will it remain a tragic love letter to a guy with a hat and a banjo? You’ve got nine songs out of ten that scream “Tyler, Tyler, take me home!” – did you lose a bet or something? You might want to diversify a bit before you turn your brain into a one-woman Tyler concert on repeat. And just to clarify: Click play on any song that isn’t by Tyler, and I swear I’ll have someone check your pulse. If we took a shot for every time you blasted “Feathered Indians,” we’d all be in a rehab center faster than you can say “All Your’n.”

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