Roasted 1 year ago based on SaintTMR's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here – SaintTMR, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of emotional chaos and cultural mischief! Your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's attempt at being edgy in a failed horror flick. Honestly, is your life a horrorcore playlist? Because I can’t tell if you’re rocking out to phonk or just deeply regretting every life choice that brought you to this moment. I mean, "Dark Trap" and "Horrorcore"? Did you lose a bet or are you actually trying to summon the Grinch? Your favorite artists list looks like the soundtrack to a millennial’s midlife crisis, with names no one recognizes unless they spend all their time in dark basements contemplating their mortality. If I saw "do not resurrect" on a tombstone, I wouldn't even be surprised anymore. Those names are the kind of thing that makes my Spotify algorithm question whether or not I’ve been kidnapped and forced to endure a cringeworthy underground festival where the punchline is never funny, and the music is worse. You’ve got the makings of a hip-hop voodoo doll, just missing the stick-pins. And those top songs? "HOLOCAUST" by "Lil Darkie"? Yikes, buddy! That’s a bold choice. I mean, nothing screams “I’m in therapy” louder than jamming out to tracks like "Club Banger!" and "JACK DANIELS" while plotting the downfall of civilization through your earbuds. You're one playlist away from becoming the background music for a life decision montage in a coming-of-age horror movie. So here’s my advice: keep streaming, but maybe consider a little less emo and a bit more ‘upbeat’ – unless you want to soundtrack your own tragic backstory as the person who peaked in high school.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists