Roasted 8 days ago based on 7_k.a.y's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 7_k.a.y—where the ‘k’ stands for “Karaoke King” and the ‘a’ might as well be for “Always Awkward.” Every time you hit shuffle, it’s like a musical version of Russian roulette, except the only thing getting shot is your taste in music. With a name like that, I half expect your profile pic to be a blurry selfie you took while trying to rap along to "Ni**as In Paris" with the kind of enthusiasm I reserve for Sunday morning cartoons. Your favorite genres are as redundant as a liberal arts major's resume: Rap, Hip Hop, West Coast Hip Hop, East Coast Hip Hop—oh no, we’ve never heard of those before! You practically made the case for starting a “Boring Spotify Profiles” club. It’s like you threw darts at a chart of music trends and somehow landed on the most overplayed genres of all time. Let me guess, you think a genre is only good if it rhymes with the state's name? What’s next? Midwest Emo? And your top artists? Classic—Kendrick and Kanye to impress your friends, Joji because you need to sulk on the couch, and Drake for that sweet, sweet emotional vulnerability that you clearly don’t have. I can't help but wonder if you accidentally tapped "Joji all day, every day" while trying to boost your “cool” factor. And honestly, if “Thinking Bout You” is your most played, I’d recommend you start thinking about YOUR life choices instead. Trust me, it’s worth a deeper dive than your shallow playlists!

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