Roasted 2 months ago based on airus's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, airus. The human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm in desperate need of a coping mechanism. Your favorite genres read like a millennial's diary entry after a breakup: a delightful mix of existential dread and soft melodies that say, "Please, someone validate my feelings!" With a music taste as varied as the number of times you’ve told yourself you're "just going through a phase," it's hard to tell if you're chasing a good vibe or just trying to keep a lost cause alive. Your obsession with The 1975 is bordering on unhealthy—they're great, but if I see one more shirtless photo of Matty Healy in your collection, I'm calling the authorities. And let’s talk about Radiohead: do you even know what “Let Down” is about? Spoiler: it's your love life. The emotional range of your most played songs reads like a therapy session gone wrong, punctuated by selections that scream, “I've definitely been to Hot Topic—twice!” If music is a reflection of the soul, congrats, because yours is a dark, moody basement packed with only somber anthems and an acoustic guitar gathering dust. Finally, let’s address that unique interpolation of Indonesian indie amid your collection. Wow, talk about reaching! Are you trying to impress a specific niche market, or did you just get lost searching for songs that call to your inner artsy vampire? Don't worry, airus; we all know you still have a Spotify playlist titled "For When I'm Crying in the Shower." So keep curating those melancholy vibes and enjoy your stroll down Memory Lane—all while we watch the train wreck unfold in real time.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!