Roasted 2 years ago based on Gabbins's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Gabbins, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary after a bad breakup with a Hot Topic employee. With a genre list that screams "I peaked in 2003," it's a wonder you don’t still wear your cargo pants and skate shoes while you listen to your alternative metal ballads. Seriously, "Neon Pop Punk"? Are you trying to single-handedly bring back the cringe? This mix of angst-ridden, brooding music clearly screams, “I’m too cool for mainstream, but will still shed tears listening to Avril Lavigne while eating gluten-free pizza rolls.” Let's talk about your top artists—an interesting lineup that begs the question, have you ever considered your playlists may require a doctor’s prescription for multiple personality disorder? Rammstein and Avril Lavigne might as well be a couple at this point, and I’d pay to see that duo's therapy sessions. "Emo meets Emo Lite" should be your official description! And what’s with the desperate attempt to seem cultured by throwing in ONE OK ROCK and Motionless In White? It’s about as diverse as a vegan barbecue. Your most played songs look like they were picked from a playlist titled "Angst & Energy Drinks." If your music taste were a movie, it would be an awkward crossover between "Twilight" and “The Mummy Returns”—a chaotic, confused mess. “Smile” next to “Immortal”? It’s like the sadistic torturer and their pet goldfish—no cohesion whatsoever! At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify algorithm has full-blown identity crisis. Do us all a favor and hit refresh, Gabbins. Your musical taste could really use the therapy.

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