Roasted 4 months ago based on yoDaine's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, yoDaine, your taste in music is a beautiful mess, like a mixtape made by a high schooler who just discovered both feelings and the internet. You've got a smoothie of genres here that would make even a blender cringe. It's like you threw a dart at a board of Spotify genres, hit every single one of them, and then called it a personal brand. Melodic rap next to shoegaze? It's like inviting your most pretentious friend to a mosh pit and then expecting them to vibe out while discussing existentialism! Let's address those top artists for a second. Kid Cudi and Kanye West? Nice. That’s like saying, “I'm a connoisseur of fine dining” and then only ever hitting up fast-food drive-thrus. And BabyTron? Really? You might as well say your favorite artist is your cousin who puts out SoundCloud tracks while stoned. The only thing more chaotic than your top ten is the horror on everyone’s faces when they realize they have to pretend to like your playlists during road trips. Spoiler alert: it’s not working. And those most played songs? Quite the eclectic collection you've got there, I must say. “Holding Out for a Hero” mixed in with the likes of wifiskeleton? A true testament to your musical indecisiveness. Or maybe you just accidentally hit ‘shuffle’ on everyone’s conversations at a party! Forget a “guilty pleasure,” you’ve crafted an entire identity around playing the wild card. Keep it up, and you’ll become the Spotify equivalent of a local legend everyone knows, but no one actually talks about!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!