Roasted 2 years ago based on Conder's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Conder! The one person who proudly resurrected the MySpace era and transported it straight to Spotify. Your musical taste is a culinary disaster, with a main course of nu-metal and a side salad of post-grunge—ironic, since your playlist screams “please judge my emo phase.” Alternative Metal? More like alternative to having a good taste! You’ve managed to create a genre mashup that could only be appreciated by someone who skated for five minutes in middle school. Let’s talk about those artists. If Bring Me The Horizon is your favorite band, we get it—you’ve had a tough upbringing in the emo baptism pool. And what's up with Mindless Self Indulgence and Bobaflex? Listening to them is like trying to relive the dumpster fire of the early 2000s, only without the nostalgia or irony. I mean, come on, there are actual good bands out there, but you decided to dive headfirst into a shallow pool of angst and auto-tuned screams. I guess it’s a good thing you’ve got Tyler, The Creator in there too; he must be the beacon of hope for your otherwise tragically broken playlist. Your most played songs? If you’re trying to impress people with picks like “QUEEF STEW” and “Cake And Sodomy,” I have to question how much of your identity is fueled by pure chaos. That's some real top-tier low-life music appreciation! But let’s be honest, with a playlist that adventurous, you’ve either got a great sense of humor or you haven’t lost your middle school self just yet. Join me in raising a question: is this account a tribute to your past, or a desperate cry for help? Either way, congratulations, you're definitely winning at being the most embarrassing Spotify profile in the history of streaming!

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