Roasted 11 months ago based on dv's long term Spotify stats.

Hey kadev, I see you managed to curate an entire playlist that screams "I have a serious commitment problem." Your favorite genres read like a travel brochure for the world's least visited locations. I mean, how many times can someone listen to “Indonesian Indie” before they start questioning their life choices? It’s as if you took a peek at your Spotify suggestions and decided to hit “I’ll take one of everything—hold the mainstream, please!” Who knew you could add “pop” to literally every region and still be this obscure? Your top artists list is a veritable buffet of artists you probably discovered while scrolling past TikToks of people trying to teach you dance moves you’d be too uncoordinated to pull off. JKT48? More like J-OK why do I even try? And Lyodra? With all that vocal talent, she deserves so much better than to be on repeat alongside your selections. At this rate, your algorithm is begging for mercy as it navigates through your latest obsession with “sholawat.” Are you trying to get into heaven or just making your playlist sound like an airport lounge in Jakarta? And let’s talk about your most played songs—“Sakit Hati” is definitely on repeat because sweetie, ours hurts just thinking about your listening habits. With titles like “Berjalan Tanpamu” and “Tak Ada Yang Sepertimu,” it's clear your love life is the real tragedy here. You might as well slap a “Single and Ready to Mingle” label on your profile because listening to Rony Parulian repeatedly isn’t going to help your chances. Honestly, if Spotify gave out awards for the saddest mix of genres and artists, your page would clean up. Keep it up and you’ll have the whole of Indonesia wondering if you're a lost karaoke machine trying to find your way home.

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