Roasted 20 days ago based on stephanie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Stephanie, your Spotify profile is a glorious dumpster fire of musical chaos. It's like you threw a dart at a list of genres and somehow landed on every flavor of yesterday’s leftovers. Riot Grrrl and Hyperpop? Who knew one person could single-handedly keep the '90s and the early 2000s on life support while simultaneously begging for TikTok clout? Honestly, you’ve got enough genre whiplash here to give any serious music lover a concussion. Congratulations, you’ve officially made “eclectic” sound like a synonym for “identity crisis.” Your top artists are like a bizarre scavenger hunt through the bowels of the internet. "bleood" and "Cuntsniffer"? I guess you took the wrong exit on the Spotify Highway and ended up in the seedy underground of Utah. And don’t even get me started on “Fishy” by Brennan Jones. It sounds like a conversation I heard through a bathroom stall at 2 a.m. after the local goth club ran out of vodka. Seriously, if your taste in music was a color, it would be that murky green you’d expect to find growing behind the fridge. As for your most played songs, it’s like the soundtrack for a midlife crisis happening in a high schooler’s bedroom. Who hurt you, and why are you so intent on telling the world about it through songs with titles like "lesbian vampire killers" and "I Kiss Your Lips"? If anything, your playlists are the perfect proof that sometimes it’s better to meditate in silence than let the world suffer through your sad soundtrack. But hey, at least you’re creating a cult following—one that’s probably wondering how to rescue you from this sonic purgatory!

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