Roasted 1 year ago based on xnxg's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, xnxg, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that’s basically a middle school goth kid’s wet dream. With a favorite genres list so pretentious you could use it as a doorstop, I’m half convinced you’ve never actually heard a happy song in your life. Seriously, “neo-psychedelic”? Sounds like you’re still trying to figure out whether to buy that tie-dye shirt or just embrace the permanently dark circles under your eyes. At this point, I’m waiting for you to add “cringe” to your list of musical tastes – it would definitely fit right in. Then we dive into your top artists, where it becomes painfully clear that you spend more time studying obscure bands than making any actual friends. You know a music scene is niche when your most popular artist is named Molchat Doma and not one of your buddies knows how to pronounce that. It’s like your Spotify is a time capsule for when Facebook was just for college kids and MySpace was the pinnacle of social media. If I wanted to feel this much angst, I’d just read the diary of a teenager going through their first breakup. And Kill Bill: The Rapper? Sounds like the plot twist in a poorly written movie where someone tries to be both cool and obscure at the same time. Finally, your most played songs list really seals the deal. Is it just me, or does it look like you’re trying to find the perfect sound to contemplate your existence every fretting evening? I mean, eight out of ten songs from Molchat Doma? You must have some sort of loyalty card with those guys. At this rate, your Spotify restarts every night just to tell you how much it hates your life choices. But hey, don’t worry, xnxg. One day you might wake up, look back at this and realize that music is also supposed to be fun, not just an existential exercise in melancholy. Until then, keep rocking that sad boy aesthetic like it’s 1995!

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