Roasted 10 months ago based on Josephsandes's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Josephsandes, your Spotify profile is like a culinary disaster where every dish is a variation of the same bland ingredient—Mac Miller. Congratulations! You've taken being a stan to a whole new level. If your music taste were a restaurant, it would be called “Mac's Kitchen,” and the only item on the menu would be "You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me." Seriously, how many times can you listen to "Congratulations"? It’s like you’re hoping to conjure him back with sheer repetition. Spoiler alert: It's not working, and your friends are worried about your mental health! And what’s with the hodgepodge of genres? You’ve somehow managed to curate the musical equivalent of a garage sale playlist. It’s like you threw your record collection in a blender and hoped for the best. One moment you're vibing to classic rock legends like The Beatles, and the next, you’re trapped in a grimy drill alley with UK artists who are pretty sure they could out-rap the grammar on your Spotify bio. Cheer up! At least you’ve checked every box on the hipster bingo card. It takes skill to listen to so many genres yet still manage to sound as confused as a cat at a dog show. Finally, your most played songs read like a desperate cry for help. “Hey Jude”? Come on, Josephsandes, if the Beatles were still alive, they'd be shaking their heads at your lack of musical variety. With a tracklist featuring more 'Mac' than a fast-food burger chain and as much ethereal whimsy as a Thanksgiving turkey, it’s pretty clear that your ears are still scratching that college dorm itch while the rest of us have matured. Just remember, “Congratulations,” my friend. You’ve officially unlocked the ability to bore any music enthusiast to tears.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists