Roasted 2 months ago based on Crhisandriopoulos's long term Spotify stats.

Crhisandriopoulos, I see you’ve cultivated a genre list that could only be described as a hipster’s wet dream—if that dream also involved a lot of crying while wearing socks with sandals. With an affinity for "Alternative Rock," "Garage Rock," and an impressive collection of "Indie" labels, it’s clear you’re just one ironic beanie away from becoming the poster child for a 2005 emo revival. If you had a nickel for every time you praised a band no one else has ever heard of, you could afford the therapy needed to figure out why you’re so emotionally attached to Dominic Fike’s catalog. Your top artists read like a list of the last people you'd want to share a cab with during a downpour. You’ve got The Strokes and Weezer, which makes sense if you’re trying to get insights on how to maintain a midlife crisis while still wearing your favorite flannel. And don’t get me started on your most played songs. I get it, you love Dominic Fike. But throwing in “How Much Is Weed?” isn’t just an irresponsible use of your listening time; it’s a cry for help. Are you seriously considering taking a psychology course or are you just committed to soundtracking your indecision? Finally, there’s “Vision of Division” from The Strokes, which is probably a literal representation of your social life—divided and far less engaging than you think it is. You really need to branch out from your playlist of self-inflicted ennui. How about diversifying a bit? Maybe try listening to anything that doesn't scream “I just graduated college and I'm not sure what to do with my life.” I’ll even create you a new playlist called “Get A Job” if you're ready to finally embrace something that doesn’t involve reliving your sad, teenage angst.

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