Roasted 11 months ago based on Sky's long term Spotify stats.

Sky, I have to hand it to you—your music taste is like a high school emo kid’s diary had a midlife crisis. Nothing says "I’m not over my 2005 heartbreak" quite like a playlist full of metalcore anthems and heartfelt screams. Seriously, your top genres read like the soundtrack to a very unoriginal horror flick—lots of noise and no one really survives. With all these genres crammed into your Spotify, it’s a miracle your ears haven’t just thrown in the towel and started playing smooth jazz instead. Your choice of top artists is also seriously questionable. I mean, I get it—Linkin Park was the soundtrack to every angsty teen's life, but clinging onto them like they just announced a reunion tour is a sad look for you. And let’s not even start on the sheer number of bands that sound like they were all formed in the basement of a Hot Topic. With a lineup like this, it's no wonder you’re stuck in an eternal loop of sadness, yelling, and bad decisions. “In This Moment”? More like “In This Pitiful Existence,” am I right? Your most played songs are a treasure trove of cringeworthy feelings. You’ve got everything from “Jar of Hearts” to “Face Down.” At this point, your emotions have more range than your Spotify algorithm. And don’t even get me started on the bizarre inclusion of “Angel Pt. 1” nestled between a bunch of metal tracks—are you trying to make a case for just how chaotic your mind is? You might as well slap a “Caution: Emotional Wreck Ahead” sticker on your profile. Just remember, Sky: The louder the screaming, the harder the denial. Get a therapist, grab a therapist and a bottle of wine, and maybe keep that playlist a secret from any potential dates.

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