Roasted 2 years ago based on Bri's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Bri, your Spotify profile is a perfect reflection of someone who has unresolved issues with both their taste in music and their outlet for angst. You claim to love rock and nu metal, yet your top three artists are Lana Del Rey, Tyler, and Deftones. Can we take a moment to appreciate how you somehow made your emotional turmoil sound like an overly dramatic teen movie soundtrack? At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next jam is a remix of sobbing noises. And what’s up with a top ten that looks like a Spotify playlist for "People Who Own Too Many Band T-Shirts"? It’s like you assembled your Golden Girls of emotional chaos, featuring a recurring guest star: $uicideboy$. Nothing screams 'I have my life together' quite like blasting “$outh $ide $uicide” while your laundry piles up like your dating prospects—nonexistent. And with “Hole” appearing in your most played songs, I’m starting to wonder if your life is just one big metaphor for all the holes you’ve dug with your questionable decision-making skills. Lastly, let's talk about your most played songs. For someone who claims to vibe with nu metal and hip hop, you sure have a lot of songs that could soundtrack a highly emotional walk through a gloomy forest—complete with a sporadic breakdown and rain effects. “Jennifer’s Body” might be the theme song for every bad decision you've ever made in relationships, and the overwhelming presence of “Hole” suggests you're taking a dive into more than just the music catalog. Bri, you’re serving up a whole vibe that screams ‘crying alone in your room while simultaneously posting about it on social media.’ Keep it coming; your Spotify could use a warning label: "Approach with caution; feelings ahead!"

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