Roasted 3 months ago based on threestrikes's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, threestrikes, the master of indie obscurity and self-indulgent bedroom pop. It’s like your Spotify profile is a little hipster time capsule from 2016 that was buried under an avocado toast and a half-finished film studies degree. Honestly, the only thing more predictable than your love for “Parang” and “Kundiman” is your dating profile revealing that you’re “just looking for someone to vibe with.” Spoiler alert: no one wants to vibe with a person whose favorite genre sounds like a tagalog emoji. Let’s talk about your top artists. Mac DeMarco and his “depressingly chill” aesthetic pair perfectly with your spirit—mopes everywhere nod in approval. It’s great that you love detailed lyricism about life’s miseries, but are you really keeping a “Loving Machine” playlist, or is it just a sad mixtape for your unrequited crush? And do you think your mom knows what “Phonk” is, or is she just still confused by that emo phase you went through back in high school? At this point, you might as well just change your name to “Cigarettes After Exes” because you’re clearly stuck in your feelings. Your most played songs list looks like the soundtrack to a really boring podcast episode where the two hosts just sigh heavily for an hour. Seriously, “505” by Arctic Monkeys made the cut? Is that somehow the anthem of your daily struggles to find a shirt that doesn’t smell like old pizza? You’re three strikes away from becoming the poster child for “Sad Music Midlife Crisis.” But hey, keep rocking that curated playlist of melancholy—it’s clearly working wonders for your social life!

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