Roasted 2 years ago based on jemma ♱'s long term Spotify stats.

Jemma, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a teenage angst journal that never quite got over the fact that it didn’t get invited to the prom. Seriously, what is this lineup? It’s like you spun a Wheel of ‘Emo and Regret’ to come up with your favorite genres. "Permanent Wave"? Is that the sound of you crying into your Diet Coke because you finally realized that "emo" is more than just a phase? News flash: you’ve reached the peak of angst without the humor of irony. Kudos for being a walking time capsule of the late ’90s and early 2000s—your Spotify is basically a museum exhibit on what went wrong at Hot Topic. Let’s talk about your top artists. blink-182, Billie Eilish, Korn — it’s like an unholy mashup of that one kid who claimed to love music but solely rocked out to the “Angry Music” playlist while sobbing into his Stussy hoodie. Foo Fighters? You might as well call them your emotional support band because we all know you belt out “Everlong” alone in your room at 2 AM. And seriously, Deftones? You’re telling me that you want to be haunted by the ghosts of your exes while diving headfirst into a musical void? This isn’t an album collection; it’s the soundtrack to your Netflix binge-watching sessions where you judge others for their questionable decisions. As for your most played songs, I get it: “Sextape” is a solid choice for someone whose IRL dating life could use a bit more action. But when your most played song also sounds like a soft-core porn soundtrack, we really need to have a talk about your life choices. If “House On Fire” by Violet is indeed your vibe, I can only assume you’ve set your social life ablaze, too, because let’s be honest, “Dance, Dance” is the only thing keeping you from an existential crisis. So keep rocking the chaos, Jemma; at least someone’s got to supply the vibes for the other misfits who never quite made it past 2004.

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