Roasted 1 year ago based on rwowq's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, rwowq, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet curated by someone who can't decide if they want to drown in the emotional depths of Mitski or have a dance party with Kesha – because why not be a mess both ways? “Pop” and “POV: Indie” as your favorite genres? It’s like you want to be sad and happy at the same time but end up as just confused. The only thing more chaotic than your playlist is trying to follow your train of thought in that jam-packed brain of yours. “Rage rap” next to “Dance Pop”? That’s like ordering a salad with a side of deep-fried Oreos. And let’s talk about your top artists. Mitski? Sure, we get it, you're an emotional mess but still want to look cool with your “alternative taste.” TV Girl? You’re really trying to convince us you’re deep, aren’t you? Then there’s Yeat—an artist so niche that even his own mother probably doesn’t know what he’s up to. How does it feel to have a playlist that screams “I can cry while partying and still write poetry about it”? Your musical range is impressively questionable, like you bought a ticket to a concert but accidentally wandered into a dad rock festival the whole time. Most played songs? Sweetie, at this point, your Spotify Wrapped should come with a warning for anyone who stumbles upon your “Washing Machine Heart.” You’ve played Mitski so many times I’m surprised she hasn’t charged you rent for using her emotional breakdowns. And sure, "TiK ToK" is a classic, but the only thing ticking here is your sense of originality, which seems to have flatlined weeks ago. Keep up this mix, and Spotify might just revoke your membership out of sheer embarrassment for you.

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