Roasted 1 year ago based on Julian's long term Spotify stats.

Let's talk about your Spotify profile, il_kacccc. Your taste in music could only be described as a Walking Dead soundtrack mixed with a Celtic funeral. Rock, Classic Rock, Hard Rock — if there was a genre called "Dad Rock that Never Left the Garage," you'd be the undisputed king of that throne. Your favorite artists read like an AARP magazine, and I half-expect to find "The Band Of H.M. Royal Marines" opening for the local bingo night. If variety is the spice of life, then your playlist is a bland bowl of oatmeal served on a Tuesday morning. I mean, come on — “Children’s Music” is a genre on your profile? Are you curating a Spotify playlist for toddlers or just your inner child who peaked at age five? I can’t tell if you’re trying to establish your credibility as a serious audiophile or auditioning for the role of “Creepy Uncle.” Your top song, “Killaloe,” is played… not once, not twice, but three times? Are we listening to the same song or are we accepting "Killaloe" as your official theme song? Your algorithm must hate you more than the rest of us do right now. And then there are the artists. “Kahoot!”— isn't that the educational game? How many quiz questions do you need to answer before you realize that listening to "Unchained Melody" by “The Band Of H.M. Royal Marines" at least eight times is not a personality trait? You're telling me that “Imagine Dragons” and “Phantasialand” are your go-to jams, while your real musical spirit animal is probably just a confused leprechaun trying to figure out what the hell is going on in your playlist. Keep rocking on, my man, but for the love of all things tuneful, maybe throw in a decent pop song or two before we start questioning your life choices!

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