Roasted 1 year ago based on Guziec_yt's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Guziec_yt, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that looks like it was designed by a teenager with a mood board made entirely of regret and bad decisions. Your top genres read like the lineup for a chaotic middle school talent show—only instead of performing their hearts out, they’re just screaming about their feelings in the weirdest mashup imaginable. "Rage Rap" and "Pirate Metal"? That’s a bold fusion, my friend; you really are the musical equivalent of the last slice of pizza—questionable, but people are still somehow tempted to take a bite out of curiosity. And let’s talk about your top artists. “Playboi Carti”? More like “Playboi Can’t You Pick Another Artist.” What part of his discography convinced you he’s the Picasso of the sound wave? Meanwhile, “swiezy pirat” sounds like a bad Wi-Fi connection, and “mlody korden”? Is he the dude who just accidentally walked into this Spotify party? It's no wonder they call it "disco polo," because you have to be living in a disco to pull this eclectic disaster off without raising eyebrows. At this point, I’m convinced you’re on a quest to collect the most niche artists known to man, just to see how far you can push the boundaries of listener bewilderment. Now, let’s look at your most played songs. “Pakuje Walize”? Sounds like what happens when your luggage gets lost at an airport—complete chaos and disappointment. And “wokeuplikethis*”? More like “woke up to a whole lot of bad taste.” Honestly, your playlist resembles a Spotify algorithm that’s been jolted awake by a triple espresso and a mid-life crisis. How does it feel to know that your music choices could possibly throw off the entire musical cosmos? Keep riding that rollercoaster of genres, Guziec; just remember, you're not a trendsetter—you're a trend forecaster for people too afraid to admit how they really feel!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists