Roasted 8 months ago based on INTOXIALI's long term Spotify stats.

So here we have INTOXIALI, a Spotify profile that reads like the “All the Man’s Not Worth His Salt” list. With a favorite genres section that could pass for the emotional support menu at a hipster café, you’ve got the surreal combination of emo and math rock as if you're calculating how many tears it takes for a heart to break while trying to look cool. OPM and Kundiman—what's next, fusion jazz and Indonesian throat singing? I guess "Dungeons and Emo" wasn't on your Spotify during your latest existential crisis. Moving onto your top artists, I can’t decide if you’re auditioning for a role in the world’s edgiest soap opera or if you just rolled a dice to choose your listening preferences. “Zild” has made more appearances on your list than your last Tinder date—who somehow also didn’t know how to escape the friendzone. You’ve got more obscure names than your average local indie show, and if anyone knew you used “modern baseball” to define your personal style, I'd suggest calling the fashion police. But hey, at least “Zild” is versatile... being your go-to for both heartbreak and that season of life where you overanalyze everything, even cereal choices. And let's not ignore your most played songs—featuring a lineup that screams “I’m emotionally available but also just a little off-putting.” I see you’re all about diversity, periodic crises and pretending “I Fell in Love With Princess Peach” is a metaphor for something deeper. Toss in a schmaltzy dose of “Huwag Nang Ipilit,” and I bet you’re currently in a melancholy love affair with someone who ghosted you last week. Honestly, with a collection like this, your Spotify wrapped must read like the diary of a young adult trying way too hard to seem misunderstood while knitting sweaters with cats on them.

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