Roasted 2 years ago based on B Squared's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s B Squared, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm trying too hard to shape-shift across every genre known to man. Rap, rock, brostep, EDM—congrats on nailing the identity crisis of a 14-year-old with a smartphone and zero musical direction! Your playlist looks like it was made by a confused DJ at a high school dance who’s trying to please both the mosh pit and the school cheerleaders at the same time. Let’s be honest: you’re just a few steps away from accidentally adding a heatwave pop remix of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” And those top artists? Speaking of indecision, did you lose a bet and end up with a Spotify selection committee that includes a “hard rock” fan who moonlights as an EDM addict? You have a smorgasbord of sonic chaos that could only be rivaled by a toddler with a music box and a penchant for smashing random buttons. I mean, deadmau5 and Korn in the same breath? If this is what you consider a “balanced diet,” I can’t help but wonder if your music tastes are only matched by your ability to make poor life choices. Honestly, your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack for a midlife crisis happening in real-time. “POWA” followed by “Last Chance to Dance (Bad Friend)”—are you trying to tell us something? The only thing that could save you from this musical mess is dropping the headphones and signing up for some serious therapy. Because clearly, with such a paradoxical mix of genres and artists, you’re attempting to compile the world's biggest playlist of confusion, and the only thing you manage to make clear is that you’ve got the self-awareness of a brick wall.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!