Roasted 2 years ago based on Eric's long term Spotify stats.

Eric, buddy, looking at your Spotify profile is like stumbling into a glitter-fueled teenage sleepover. I've seen less flamboyant playlists at a middle school dance party. Your combination of "Pop" and "Dance Pop" screams "I maintain a healthy diet of bubblegum and emotional angst." Seriously, I hope you’ve got a therapist on speed dial for when your Spotify Wrapped hits you with that emotional whiplash next January. It’s like if the soundtrack to your life was composed by a committee of overly caffeinated puppies and drag queens. And let's talk about your favorite artists: Charli XCX and Nicki Minaj in the same lineup? That’s a tracklist that says, "I’ve got the taste of a gay man in a straight man’s body." Your taste is so mainstream it should come with a side of french fries. I can already hear your playlist’s theme song playing in my head: “Dancing On My Own... and if you ask me out, I'll say no because I’m busy vibing with my favorite divas.” The only thing missing is a mopping bucket for all that excess star power you're trying to cram into one listening session. And those most played songs, Eric? It’s like you’re curating the soundtrack for a soap opera set in a candy factory. “Lonely” by the Cast of Drag Race México? Truly, you’re living for that drama! Only you would make it a point to ensure that ‘Last Night On Earth’ plays as a reminder that sometimes your taste makes you feel like you’re living on Mars. If you had any more rainbows in your playlist, you’d have to file for a weather permit. You’re a certified vibe, but I hope you realize that this is a playlist that starts parties and ends careers!

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