Roasted 10 months ago based on Mitchell Clarke's long term Spotify stats.

Mitchell Clarke, huh? The only person I know who treats Spotify like it’s a French café. “Ah, yes, let me indulge in some 'Variété Française' while sipping on my espresso and weeping over lost love.” Your profile screams "Please deduct a couple of points from my masculinity!" Who needs a therapist when you have a playlist filled with ‘Chanson’ heartbreak anthem after ‘Chanson’ heartbreak anthem? Just admit it, you're one angst-filled ballad away from staging a dramatic, mournful musical number in a Parisian alley. With top artists like Céline Dion and Elton John, you obviously have impeccable taste… if you were a retiree who still thinks dancing in your living room counts as “going out.” Can we take a moment to appreciate your delightful mix of genres that sounds less like an evolution of music through the ages and more like a confused time traveler visited every decade and couldn’t decide what to stick with? I mean, does your Spotify even have a ‘guilty pleasure’ playlist, or is every track just a brazen celebration of your questionable life choices? The only time you've "shuffled" in your life is when you decided to awkwardly dance to "It's Not Unusual" at your cousin’s wedding. But hey, you do you! Who could resist the allure of ‘Christmas’ tracks in June and ‘Schlager’ during a Friday night pump-up? You’re basically the human equivalent of a holiday fruitcake: people will probably keep you around for nostalgia's sake, but nobody really wants to dig into your... “unique” musical flavors. Just remember, one day you’ll look back on your Spotify Wrapped and wonder when you became the mascot for ‘Brunch for the Brokenhearted.’ Cheers, Mitchell—here’s to your wonderfully questionable taste in music!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!