Roasted 10 months ago based on medinafaress's long term Spotify stats.
Medinafaress, huh? Looking at your favorite genres, it's clear you have the most niche taste imaginable. This is the kind of playlist that shouts “I have deep emotions, but also, I want to party in my mom’s basement.” You've got more sub-genres than anyone actually needs, like “melodic rap” and “rage rap.” Are you trying to send a confused message, or just give everyone a headache trying to categorize you? I half-expect you to tell me your soul is a blend of Drake's themes of heartache and Lana Del Rey's sadness, while secretly hoping that your next TikTok dance will redeem your taste for the rest of us. Let’s talk about those top artists for a moment. It’s like you went to a “brooding artist” convention and decided to collect them all, but even Pokémon have more spark and individuality than this lineup. Frank Ocean, J. Cole, and Kendrick Lamar? Brilliant choices! But you could’ve left out “Cigarettes After Sex” – unless your goal was to sound like the soundtrack to a modern heartbreak film that only plays on streaming services when no one is watching. And what's with the addition of Rage Rap? Are you angry because you can’t figure out what your actual vibe is? The only rage coming from those tracks is probably in response to having to share a Spotify account with you. Oh, and the most played songs? I get it, you're going for that “I’m deep and sensitive” aesthetic. But “I Bet on Losing Dogs” paired with “Final Church”? That’s an emotional rollercoaster that’s just twisting and turning off the rails. If I wanted to be bummed out by your taste, I would just watch a sad indie film on repeat. And with songs like Coldplay’s “Yellow” and any track from Cigarettes After Sex, it's really just a playlist for people who need a good cry while staring at the ceiling. Honestly, grow some taste – or at the very least, change your Spotify password so nobody can judge you for it!
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