Roasted 2 days ago based on Mi Vida 🫀😝's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Mi Vida 🫀😝, I see your music taste is a lot like a buffet—lots of choices, but unfortunately, it results in one big plate of confusion. K-Pop to old-school hip hop? You’re basically dancing at a rave with a side of deep emotional ballads, and honestly, I don’t know whether to congratulate you or call for help. Your playlist tastes like you got lost in a record store and decided to just throw everything in the cart, including a sad Adele song for good measure. Let's talk about your top artists for a second. J. Cole's actively sipping on a smoothie while doing a poetry slam, then suddenly you're blasting Cardi B's ‘Bodak Yellow’ because who wouldn’t want to feel like a boss while daintily sipping their chamomile tea? Your top ten reads like an exasperated barista's order when a group of indecisive friends can't decide. It’s like an oxymoron on repeat—“How can I feel empowered while also crying over Toni Braxton?” Spoiler: you can’t, and yet here we are, living the beautiful chaos of your Spotify life. Your most played songs are basically a series of mood swings that would make Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde proud. I get that “Ready '24” and “Crocodile Tearz” are your go-tos, but listen, you are one more J. Cole song away from being officially dubbed his biggest fan. Have you considered starting a support group, or at least getting a hobby that involves more than just crying into a playlist? But, hey, keep doing you, Mi Vida. Just remember, variety is the spice of life—so maybe next time, shake it up a bit and leave those sad ballads for your next existential crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!