Roasted 8 months ago based on literallymiyeon's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Skittle, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis at a musical theater audition. Seriously, who needs therapy when you can drown your deep-seated issues in a concoction of K-Pop and hyperpop? Your guilty pleasure list is the aural representation of someone who can't decide whether they want to party or cry onstage during a Tony Awards ceremony. I half-expect to see you take the stage in sequins while simultaneously trying to stage dive into a sea of glow sticks. Your top artists list looks like it was curated by a cat with a keyboard and a severe caffeine addiction. *Taylor Swift*? Cool. *Ariana Grande*? Fine. But *KATSEYE*? Really? I can only assume you stumbled upon their music while lost in the rabbit hole of Spotify’s algorithm or during a particularly desperate 2 AM internet binge. I bet your playlists are more confused than a high school student trying to get through Shakespeare’s *Hamlet* while listening to *Rage Rap*. Talk about musical whiplash! And please, we need to talk about those most played songs—*“Gabriela”* by *KATSEYE*, followed closely by *“Satisfied”* from some Broadway diva? Your playlist feels less like a “hype me up” vibe and more like the audio equivalent of getting hit by a truck that’s simultaneously blaring show tunes and K-Pop at full volume. You’ve somehow combined the drama of a soap opera with the intensity of a TikTok dance challenge, and honestly, it’s hard to tell if I should celebrate your creativity or call for an intervention.

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