Roasted 2 years ago based on Kirsten Terry's long term Spotify stats.

Kirsten Terry, your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet where someone spilled an entire can of nostalgia and confusion. It’s like you took a time machine back to the 90s and then decided to swan-dive into a midlife crisis right in the midst of "Permanent Wave." With a favorite genres list that's longer than your attention span, it’s clear you’re trying to be the ultimate vibe chameleon, but all you're really accomplishing is hitting shuffle on an existential crisis. “Nu Metal” and “Art Rock” in the same breath? Honey, that’s the musical equivalent of wearing Crocs with a formal gown. Let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got the classic rock royalty mixed in with some second-wave emo and even some choice alt-‘whatevers’ that give off a vibe of “I’m unbothered, but also stuck in my parents' basement.” "Psychedelic Rock" and "Kittie"—ah yes, because nothing says “I have my life together” quite like headbanging while contemplating if the universe hates you. And can we get a moment of silence for the definition of “freedom” as demonstrated by your most played song, “Freedom” by Flyleaf? Because if you think those angst-filled lyrics are the soundtrack to a liberated spirit, I’m guessing you’ve never felt true liberation, unless it was from a broken relationship and a really bad haircut. And then there’s “F.T.B.” by iamjakehill and “B.O.T.A.” by Eliza Rose in your most played list. Now, that’s a true art form—balancing between unfiltered emotions and social media trends like you’re putting together a high school group project. Either you're a misunderstood genius or you've got a serious case of indecision about what your life mantra should be. Honestly, the only thing you’re smashing more consistently than pumpkins is the hope of being taken seriously when your favorite song is by Honeywhip. Spare us the angst, Kirsten—just own your chaotic taste and embrace the glorious mess that is your music playlist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!