Roasted 5 months ago based on Martel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Martel, looking at your Spotify profile feels like opening a time capsule filled with the most confused musical identity crisis since the invention of auto-tune. Your top genres read like someone threw a dart at a Latin music festival and then made selections based on what stuck to the board. How many different ways can you say, “I’m trying to sound cultured while blasting ‘Travis Scott’ in my car” before it starts to feel like you’re just a musical chameleon without a clue? Seriously, if listening to “Melodic Rap” and “Urbano Latino” were a sport, you’d be the last pick on the team. Your artists list could honestly serve as a warning label: “May Contain Excessive Adrenaline and Some Shaky Dance Moves.” We've got the King of Pop mingling with the Trappers of the Future, which is a combination so confusing I need a music degree just to decipher it. It’s as if you took a trip to a record store, blindfolded yourself, threw a hundred bucks at the counter, and just went home with whatever hit you in the face. If “Michael Jackson” is your number one, does that mean you’re telling us you get your groove from the King while binging on a side dish of Future’s “Jealous”? Real smooth, Martel. Your most played songs are about as eclectic as your Tinder bio. “This Time Around” will keep you in the nostalgia lane as you’re mentally preparing to argue with your reflection over why learning to dance is still a mystery. Props for trying to mix Kendrick and Rauw Alejandro in the same playlist, though — just when I thought you couldn’t get any more bipolar than “Metro Boomin” meets “Latin Pop,” you really took the cake! But hey, at least your taste is as all over the place as your commitment level to sticking to a single genre. Keep it up, and you'll start a trend called “Musical ADHD!”

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