Roasted 2 years ago based on Fimpen's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Fimpen, the undisputed king of being your own biggest fan. It's like you've got a love affair going with yourself and your Spotify profile is the love letter. Eight of your ten most played songs are by you? Are you an artist or just someone who got lost in the shower thinking they could become a superstar? With a name like that, I’m half-expecting your Spotify bio to read “Never heard of humility, but I did just drop a sick mixtape.” And let's talk about your so-called "favorite genres." Cool, so you're into "Chillhop." You mean that vibe where you pretend you’re a laid-back connoisseur while your only life achievement is creating different versions of the same mediocre beats? It’s hard to take you seriously with "Dirty South Rap" at the top of your list. Location aside, I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of you trying to embody the gritty spirit of southern rap while your biggest challenge is deciding whether to put on pants for the day. Lastly, props for quoting “Conscious Hip Hop” while we look at your top artists, where the only thing "conscious" is the part of you that remembers to turn off the microwave. Kanye and Drake might not mind sharing some spotlight, but I guarantee they don't appreciate being lumped in with your playlist of self-indulgent anthems. By the way, if "Buckle Up" is supposed to prepare me for the ride, then I guess I'm bracing myself for the crash into irrelevance. You really are the mixtape equivalent of trying to impress girls by demonstrating your encyclopedic knowledge of electronics; it just leaves people confused and a little concerned.
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