Roasted 1 year ago based on kittyparr🍉's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, kittyparr, you eclectic explorer of genres, your music taste is like a medieval Renaissance Fair that got lost at sea. "Celtic," "Pirate Metal," and "Sea Shanties"? It's like you couldn't decide whether to start a band or a low-budget fantasy novel. What’s next, a top 10 list of your favorite type of moss? I get it, you want a soundtrack to your epic quest for the perfect ale, but sweetie, it’s 2023—there are no dragons to slay, just your questionable Spotify choices. Your top artists read like a high-school yearbook page gone wrong. Taylor Swift? Really? You’ve got Viking metal and Celtic harmonies, but you still have time to cry over breakups with a pop princess? And please, “We Are Vikings” might as well be the anthem for a group of middle-aged men debating the finer points of their favorite branch of Norse mythology over a turkey leg. How can you transition from "Valhalla Calling" to "The Voice"? If your life were a playlist, it’d be a series of dizzying mood swings that keep skipping to the next track before anyone knows what the song even is. But let's take a moment to appreciate your most played songs. “Dane," “Night Witches,” and “Unholy”? Are you secretly living with a coven of witches and plotting a Viking takeover? I can only imagine the sheer confusion of your friends trying to figure out whether you’re summoning spirits or forming a battle choir. Just know that for every time you blast "Flowers in My Hair," the rest of us are just praying those flowers are biodegradable and your playlists don’t manifest an actual storm. Keep rocking those one-of-a-kind tracks, kittyparr; your musical identity is truly a work of... well, let’s call it art!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!