Roasted 2 years ago based on 𝕽𝖔𝖟𝖗𝖞𝖜𝖆𝖈𝖟 𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖏's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, 𝕽𝖔𝖟𝖗𝖞𝖜𝖆𝖈𝖟 𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖏, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of "Krushclub" and "Sigilkore." I mean, can we even call it a music taste, or is it just your Spotify algorithm going through a midlife crisis? Seriously, your genres read like a list of things your cool uncle claims he enjoys after a few too many craft beers. If your playlist had a face, it would definitely belong to someone crying in a coffee shop, trying to explain their love for pop culture to a group of indifferent baristas. And those top artists? Odetari? Kets4eki? Sounds like a really bad day at a futuristic IKEA. Listening to Melanie Martinez will lead you to believe you're still in middle school, while your alt-z fixation reeks of desperately trying to be unique—an awful lot like every average Joe wearing ironic thrift store tees. Can we talk about your mix of Lil Peep and Michael Jackson? Is this a tribute or a crime scene? One minute you’re dancing to "Thriller", the next you’re having a emotional breakdown over a track named "yandere gf." Spoiler alert: it's not as deep as you think. Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a straight-to-DVD romance movie no one ever asked for. “Hands up!” by 6arelyhuman? More like “Put your hands down, we don’t need to draw attention to this.” And why exactly are you soaking in tunes with titles that sound like bizarre ‘90s video game cheat codes? If anyone needs to take a long, hard look at their life choices, it’s you. So go ahead, blast those sped-up indie tracks; just know your Spotify Wrapped is probably going to come with a warning label—"May cause existential dread and an onslaught of bad decisions."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!