Roasted 1 year ago based on xander's long term Spotify stats.

Xander, your Spotify profile is like the musical equivalent of a poorly executed buffet—too many options, and somehow they all make you feel slightly ill. You say you love "Rap," "Hip Hop," and "Rock," but if I were to play a game of word association, the only thing I'd pick up from your favorite genres is “identity crisis.” With a record collection boasting everything from "Permanent Wave" to "Detroit Hip Hop," it sounds less like you’re curating playlists and more like you’re panicking at a music store. Let’s talk about your top artists. Logic? Eminem? J. Cole? Wow, how original! Did you steal this list off a middle schooler's bedroom wall? If I wanted to hear classics, I’d just put on a Throwback Thursday playlist and save myself the emotional trauma of your “unique” taste. Your love for Red Hot Chili Peppers screams "I peaked in high school” louder than your mom yelling at you to get a real job. And what’s the deal with "Ska-P"? Are you trying to reclaim your teenage angst or just proving that you might have the most eclectic taste ever mistaken for a cry for help? Your most played songs read like a Spotify ad that tried way too hard to be relatable. What even is “CAMBIA!”? Are we supposed to change our entire perspectives now? Because that’s not happening, especially not with your moody playlists that sound like a sad high schooler's diary entry set to a mediocre beat. Your musical journey might be an interesting ride, but buddy, it's more like the scenic route that's turned into a detour around a garbage dump. So, buckle up, Xander, because it looks like you're taking us on a wild ride to nowhere!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!