Roasted 11 months ago based on Ritho's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ritho! Your Spotify profile is like a piñata at a children’s party, bursting with flavors that both confuse and amuse. Anime rap mixed with mariachi? It's as if you took a blender to the musical timeline and used the result as a soundtrack for a fever dream. I mean, who knew that your life's goal was to make every DJ at every quinceañera cautiously tilt their heads in confusion? The only thing more chaotic than your playlist is a cat trying to use a touch-screen phone! And let’s talk about your top artists for a second. It’s like you accidentally let a toddler with no musical taste choose your soundtrack. I mean, "Julión Álvarez y su Norteño Banda?" Really? You might as well have put “Random Spotify Suggestion” on the list. Though I have to commend you—choosing "La Oreja de Van Gogh"? Bold move! But if I wanted to hear something that cringes harder than a dad trying to get down on the dance floor, I’d just visit your profile. Your most played songs read like the diary of someone who's too shy to admit they’re craving both taco stand music and late-night anime deep cuts. “Cursi” by "Yamila Ruiz"? Tell me you’re not just trying to set the mood for something that only involves a bucket of ice cream and questionable life decisions. It's like you took every unhinged emotion you’ve ever had and boiled them down to a playlist that could be played on loop at a drama convention. Keep it up, Ritho! At this rate, you might just win the award for "Most Likely to Get Kicked Out of a Karaoke Bar"!

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