Roasted 4 months ago based on Isbeth Simonin's long term Spotify stats.

Isbeth Simonin, your Spotify profile reads like the “Murderer’s Row” of cringe—a genre blender of rock, emo, and everything else that screams, “I peaked in high school!” Seriously, is your playlist a soundtrack for existential dread or just a personal therapy session since it seems you’ve got more emotional baggage than a Kardashian? With a favorite genre list that looks suspiciously like the intro to a late-night infomercial for sad guitars, it’s no wonder you keep getting ghosted... and I don’t mean in the sweet way. Your top artists read like a ‘Who’s Who’ of middle school heartbreak and teen angst. I mean, come on, you’ve got Deftones and My Chemical Romance right next to Camilo Séptimo—it's like you're trying to break hearts in five different languages while punishing us with the “emo trilogy” of your top tracks. I've heard of genre fluidity, but what you’ve got going on here is more like musical dyslexia. You listen to “Innerbloom” to feel deep but couldn't find a “kick in the face” rock anthem if it slapped you across the ear with a guitar solo. And “Witch House”? Really? It’s as if you raided a goth witch’s closet and came out wearing an oversized hoodie and self-pity like it’s designer. Your most played songs paint a picture so dreary that even the weather feels embarrassed. Between the mopey tracks and the cringe-worthy favorites, one has to wonder: Are you curating a mixtape to cry in the shower or preparing for an emotional intervention? Honestly, with this playlist, it’s no surprise you’re more “lonely ghost” than “party rock”, but keep it up! You're setting records for the highest levels of painfully relatable loneliness.

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