Roasted 2 years ago based on rachel's long term Spotify stats.

Rachel, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis happening in a college dorm room. Let’s break this down: your favorite genres look like you threw a dartboard at a trendy café's playlist. I mean, "Reggae Fusion"? Did you just discover avocado toast and decide you needed a soundtrack for that experience? If your music taste was a party, it’d be a sad potluck where everyone shows up with Tupperware full of existential crisis. And those top artists—oh boy! It’s like someone created a musical time capsule of 2017 and forgot to dust it off. You’ve got John Mayer and Ariana Grande in the same breath; it’s like mixing a fine wine with a cheap energy drink, and you expect to feel classy. “Moon Taxi” and “Mt. Joy”? What are you trying to do, cultivate a hipster vibe that screams “my parents still pay my rent”? You might as well have a collection of plaid shirts and ironic tattoos to fully commit. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs, Rachel. “Ojitos Lindos”? Congrats on being the only person who still remembers that exists. And I KNOW you didn’t try to squeeze “we can’t be friends (wait for your love)” into any mainstream playlist without a hint of embarrassment. Look, we get it—your heart is like that one friend who keeps showing up to get dumped, just trying to turn every breakup into a tragic indie ballad. At least have a little self-respect and let your playlists show you some love back!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!