Roasted 5 months ago based on V's long term Spotify stats.

Oh V, I see you’ve curated a Spotify profile that looks like a roadside dhaba's playlist. You’ve got more Punjabi pop and hip hop than a village wedding, and I'm half expecting you to serve basmati rice and butter chicken along with those bops. Seriously, your music taste is so regional, even Google Maps is confused. I can hear the snakes in a Sardar Khehra song slithering their way to the dancefloor begging for a break from all this desi drama. Who needs Spotify’s tailored recommendations when you’ve hit the jackpot of the "Punjabi Cartel" genre? Looking at your top artists, I’m pretty sure they’ve all collaborated on a track called "How to Lose All Your Friends After Graduation." You've crammed in more names than a Punjabi auntie at a wedding RSVP list, and let’s be honest, with great power comes great responsibility – which is clearly not your forte. The only thing louder than your playlist is the sound of my ears begging for mercy! If music were a fashion statement, your profile is rocking the “I buy my clothes from the clearance rack at the local thrift store” vibe. Is it too late to switch your favorite genre to 'Noise Pollution'? And those most played songs? Wow, V, you must be the life of the party – if that party is being held in your mom's basement every weekend with stale samosas as the main attraction. “College” with “BK” is an appropriate title because that’s where your music taste clearly stopped developing! It's a wonder you haven't been kicked off the platform for crimes against sonic sanity. If your playlist were a dish, it would be a soggy paratha that no one asked for during the buffet. Come on, V, step it up! How about we explore genres outside the Punjab four-hour loop, like literally anything else?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!