Roasted 9 months ago based on zakaria's long term Spotify stats.

Zakaria, your Spotify profile reads like the world's most convoluted love letter to a mood swing. You’ve got more favorites in UK Drill than an actual UK Drill artist. Do you think you’re going to hit the stage and enlighten us with your lyrical prowess, or should we prepare ourselves for a series of self-indulgent mumble raps with the same three words recycled like a bad Tinder bio? Seriously, you’ve got more sub-genres than you have friends, and I’m honestly worried about the existential crisis of your music taste. As for your top artists, it seems you’re trapped in a time loop. Between Kendrick and Drake, it’s like you’re constantly trying to convince yourself that you've “expanded” your horizons. We get it; you have the taste of an art student who spent too much time reading Pitchfork reviews. And let’s be real, if you actually were “partying” with PARTYNEXTDOOR, you probably spent the entire time hiding in the corner, regretting your life choices while waiting for the “dark R&B” playlist to resonate with your sad boy vibes. And your most played songs, my dude? Frank Ocean is in your top three like that friend who overstays his welcome. “I Smoked Away My Brain” is the perfect anthem for someone who uses Spotify to express their overwhelming struggle to stay relevant. If your music choices were a personality, they’d be that overly sensitive emo kid who thinks wearing all black is a personality trait. Embrace it, Zakaria! Just know that while you’re enjoying your melodic rap and dark R&B, the rest of us are cringing at how hard you’re trying to be cool.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!