Roasted 5 months ago based on korey's long term Spotify stats.

Korey, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that hasn’t even started yet. R&B and Indie Folk? Wow, what a highly specialized taste—just like a barista crafting a secret menu so you can enjoy the misery of feeling pretentious about your emotional state. When it comes to genres, it seems you gathered the whole "sad boy" playlist around a campfire, just to sing them some happy songs before they realize life is still abysmally boring. Your top artists list is like an audition for the world's most uninspired karaoke night. The Neighbourhood, Gigi Perez, and Drake? At this point, you might as well just strap a sad clown wig on yourself and belt out "Just One of Those Nights" because no one will take you seriously with that lineup. I hope you have a funeral plan ready because with all that Dark Ambient and Trap Soul, your soul might just decide to check out early after hearing your playlist. And let's chat about your most played songs. A title like "Please Be Rude"? Is that an invitation or just a cry for help from all those Gigi Perez tracks? You know you’ve committed to this deep personal journey when Alicia Keys needed Drake’s help to validate your feelings. Trust me, when your friends see that "Sleeping" by Gigi Perez is in your top 10, they’ll either check you into therapy or bring you coffee…and we all know they’ll eventually opt for the former. But hey, at least your musical taste is unique; nobody else is going through the existential dread of a generation this hard!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!