Roasted 9 months ago based on evangeline's long term Spotify stats.

Evangeline, your Spotify profile is like a hipster café menu—full of obscure names and so much folk it’s practically a fable waiting to be told. You’ve got more genres than a spoiled Tinder date has excuses. Southern Gothic? Really? I can practically hear the banjo being plucked by a sad raccoon who just wants to play the blues about his broken heart and lost moonshine. It's almost as if you’re trying to one-up a Civil War reenactor with your playlist alone—bless your heart. Let’s talk artists, shall we? Crooked Still and Mother Mother? You’ve got a collection of bands that sound like the side projects of the dudes who bring artisanal soap to farmers' markets. SEGA SOUND TEAM is a bold choice—perfect for when you're feeling nostalgic about the time you spent alone in your parents' basement, reliving the glory days of retro gaming while everyone else was out enjoying life. Your top 10 sounds like a sad soundtrack for a poignant coming-of-age film that never got made, most likely because the script was just too slow to get to the point. Most played songs? Wow, I hope you’re not trying to audition for the role of "most tortured soul" at the next folk festival. Songs that could only evoke emotions in a 17th-century hermit and melodies that seem to give off a distinct vibe of “my cat and I are in a deep, existential discussion about life." Seriously, you’ve got so much Crooked Still on there I’m worried they might ask for royalties for all the emotional labor you’re putting them through. You need to diversify, Evangeline! Get some pop or rap in there before your Spotify looks like it just graduated from a philosophy degree with a minor in self-pity.

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