Roasted 8 months ago based on LOOPCINEMA FAN NUMBER 1 !!!!!!!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of the world's biggest hyperpop enthusiast. Your favorite genres are a musical buffet where every dish is a questionable choice—like ordering sushi at a steakhouse. You’ve somehow managed to combine sounds that would make even the most avant-garde hipster clutch their pearls. Budots? Really? You must be the only person in the world who thinks that’s a legitimate genre and not just the sound of someone mixing cement while high on glitter. Your taste in artists reads like a late-night Twitter thread from a teenager who just discovered their feelings. Melanie Martinez dominates your playlist as if she were the only artist alive, while your love for “art pop” really just translates to: “I have a lot of feelings and need audio validation for my existential crises.” And are you sure you like "Japanese Classical," or do you just enjoy the idea of being cultured while still jamming to songs with titles like "emoji de coração <3"? I can see it now — you sipping overpriced matcha, pretending to understand what a koto is. Your most played songs? A delightful mess of confusion! You have an entire track from someone named "loopcinema" on repeat, but I can't help but wonder—what's next, 8-hour loops of the sound of a blender? "BATTLE OF THE LARYNX" as a frequent pick is fitting; it sounds like the perfect description for your vocal range while belting out "MAMBO!" alone in your room. Keep rocking that eclectic vibe, but let's face it—you’re just a few clicks away from being a quirky TikTok meme.

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