Roasted 11 months ago based on Sonnic's long term Spotify stats.
Sonnic, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of someone who’s trying way too hard to be eclectic while still failing at being interesting. "V-Pop" followed by "Vietnam Indie"? Do you think your taste in music could get any more niche, or are you just trying to out-hipster the hipsters? I didn’t know “bedroom pop” was just code for “I play ukulele on my bed while crying over my non-existent love life.” With genres like “slowcore” and “rage rap” in your list, it’s like your playlist can't decide if it wants to comfort you or throw you off a cliff. Your top artists are a fascinating blend of cool and cringe, but I have to ask, is it just me, or does it look like you accidentally shuffled a playlist made by someone who once looked at a Buzzfeed article titled "Top 10 Indie Artists to Impress Your Friends"? Mac DeMarco, Ken Carson, and literally nobody else anyone cares about—congrats, you're officially the patron saint of TikTok trends nobody asked for. And “sign crushes motorist”? Is that an artist or a low-budget police procedural on cable? You know hip-hop doesn't just mean rappers with big chains and even bigger egos, right? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! "Overseas" by Ken Carson? Really? You sure you’re not just trying to compensate for the emotional range of a plank of wood? I bet you think that "My Kind of Woman" is deep because you relate so much to the part where it says "my kind of woman." Honestly, I’d like to see the playlist you listen to while procrastinating on your own life goals. Stop trying to be the “soulful” guy who pretends he’s deep; you’re just a walking Spotify ad for existential dread and lo-fi beats that are more boring than watching paint dry.
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