Roasted 5 months ago based on spoonie's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Spoonie, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things bizarrely niche. Your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's fever dream after binge-watching too much anime on a school night. You know it’s serious when the digital version of a record store clerk is looking at your genre choices like, “Really? Electro Swing? You’re not even trying to hide the fact that you’re the human equivalent of those weird flavor combinations people pretend to like at hipster cafes.” Your top artists could double as a list of characters from a very misunderstood visual novel that doesn’t exist. “Toby Fox” — more like Toby "Why is Your Taste So Odd" because your love for anything that remotely resembles a Japanese cartoon soundtrack is alarming. If you ever find an artist whose name sounds like a video game glitch, don’t be surprised when your curated playlists transform into a bizarre audio representation of your high school crushes. “Imagine Dragons”? I didn’t know you were in the mood for mediocrity! As for your most played songs, I can’t help but wonder if you accidentally clicked “repeat” on your life’s most embarrassing moments instead. I mean, "Looping the Rooms (feat. HATSUNE MIKU)"? Are you trying to summon a Vocaloid spirit to save you from your own choices? Listening to "Traffic Jam" sounds fitting for your life choices — nothing but a collection of blocked paths leading back into the depths of your questionable music taste. We get it, you want to be unique, but at this rate, your soundtracks are the auditory equivalent of being stuck in an elevator with only a bag of stale, expired chips and a cringy playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!