Roasted 1 year ago based on Saxum's long term Spotify stats.

Saxum, your Spotify profile is like a buffet for confused taste buds—one moment I’m roaming the colorful streets of Bollywood with all the glee of a 90s rom-com heroine, and the next, I get hit with the existential dread that is phonk rap. Are you trying to curate a soundtrack for a lunchroom potluck or inviting us to a therapy session with a side of sequins? We’re left wondering: who hurt you, and why is your playlist an identity crisis on shuffle? And let’s talk about your top artists. Nothing screams “I have no idea who I am” more than admiring Pritam and Kanye West in the same breath. One's the king of dance floor anthems, and the other's busy curing boredom with his Twitter rants. You have more random genres in your list than a radio DJ who accidentally mixed up the station presets. Honestly, if listening to this eclectic mix doesn’t categorize you as a walking midlife crisis, I don't know what will! Then we have your most played songs, which serve as a perfect soundtrack to a sitcom no one’s been watching—mostly because it only exists in your brain. “SimpsonWave1995”? Well, I didn't know we were trying to resurrect a genre that nobody asked to return. And “Can You Hear The Music”? With these choices, all I can hear is my own disappointment in you, but just keep following the path of eclectic tastes that only you seem to defend. You do you, Saxum, but I’d recommend considering a hobby… like knitting. Anything to save your Spotify profile from itself!

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