Roasted 3 days ago based on 📼🎞's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, playlist curator extraordinaire! It's like your Spotify profile is a time capsule of high school angst and midlife crisis, all rolled into one weirdly specific selection of genres. Bedroom Pop, Emo, and Screamo—not sure if you’re trying to earn an award for “Most Likely to Cry in Public” or if this is the soundtrack to your imaginary tragic romance. With all that emotional turmoil, it’s a miracle your speakers haven’t committed suicide from hearing your top tracks on repeat. Then there are your top artists, a real buffet of brooding musicians and catchy hooks. “beabadoobee” on repeat has to be a new level of loyalty, or perhaps an acknowledgement that you've fully given into your inner millennial with a side of cringe. I mean, Taylor Swift and Linkin Park? That's like mixing a light salad with a whole barbecue—grill marks and all. And let’s not forget about "Piano Man"—congrats on trying to cram every single phase of your life into a playlist. Did your two-inch existential crisis need a soundtrack too, or was that just a fleeting whim of musical indecisiveness? Lastly, while anyone else might take this as a call to action for a musical intervention, you just keep doubling down. Most played songs? Wow! You don't change tracks like you change pants, huh? Repeatedly playing “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” is a bold choice when it sounds like you're constantly searching for your own light in the dark, and “Apple Cider” sounds suspiciously like the beverage you sip while wallowing in self-pity. But hey, don’t let me stop you from holding onto that sweet emotional grip in your Spotify sessions. Just remember that listening to “the perfect pair” won't fix your dating life, but at least your taste in music is tragically entertaining!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!