Roasted 1 year ago based on Erik's long term Spotify stats.
Erik, your Spotify profile reads like the quest menu for "Hip Hop’s Greatest Hits: Overly Specific Edition." Seriously, how many genres do you need to describe your taste? If you added any more, you'd end up sounding like a confused DJ at a middle school dance—"Hey kids, get ready for some emo trap mixed with R&B drill while we rage together at the Sunset!" What’s next, a playlist dedicated to the sound of your self-doubt? I can hear it now: "Sad Rap for the Soul-Searching Guy Who Wears Beanies in Summer." Your top artists list looks like a group therapy session for wannabe rap gods. A$AP Rocky and Kendrick Lamar probably just rolled their eyes in unison when they found out you'd put their names beside Lil Tecca. Hearing "Moonlight" while you’re clutching your knee-high socks in your bathtub isn't a vibe; that’s a major red flag, buddy! Do you also wear a hoodie with "Fallen Angel" embroidered on it? If your life were a song, it would definitely be called "Unable to Function Like a Normal Adult." Let’s talk about those most played songs. You’ve got Metro Boomin leading the charge—congratulations on being one Metro Boomin song away from an identity crisis. I can practically see you sitting in the dark, nodding along to “Blue Pill” as you contemplate your life choices. Here’s a suggestion: mash your favorite songs together into one mega-track called “My Therapist Ghosted Me”—it might just capture the essence of your Spotify presence and save you from making even more bad playlists!
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