Roasted 6 months ago based on GhostOfShimakaze's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, GhostOfShimakaze, the undisputed king of the "please, nobody talk to me" vibe. Your favorite genres read like a checklist for a mid-life crisis. Did you attend a mega-convention of sad boys behind a locked door, or were you just trying to escape the intolerable brightness of the sun? “Death Metal” for when you're feeling “too happy” doesn’t quite cut it, my friend. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to include a category for “Screaming Into the Void” just to capture the essence of your musical experience. Your top artists make me question if you’ve ever left your basement, or if you just refuse to evolve past 2008. I mean, Lorna Shore? Oh sure, because nothing says “I’m a well-adjusted human being” quite like obsessively listening to a band whose lyrics read like Thomas the Tank Engine on a bad day! And let's not even touch on Antrisch; it sounds more like a medical condition than a band. "Doctor, I think I’ve got a bad case of Antrisch, I can’t stop headbanging and screaming!" And the songs! My God, do you realize you could have a full-on existential crisis just by reading your most played list? "...And I Return to Nothingness"? Sounds like a theme song for every Tinder date you’ve ever had. If I had a nickel for every time I heard you cry to “Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames,” I’d have enough to buy you a therapy session. But hey, keep blasting your metal tunes while the world passes you by. Just remember, the only thing more heavy than your music taste is your desperate need for a personality!

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