Roasted 23 days ago based on KZ's long term Spotify stats.

KZ, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a post-apocalyptic raccoon who just discovered your grandparents' record collection. Seriously, K-Pop, Noise Music, and Soundtrack? It’s like you’re trying to curate a playlist for a rollercoaster ride at a forgotten theme park in the early '90s. No wonder your favorite genres read like an existential crisis waiting to happen. Are you a music enthusiast or just someone who collects auditory PTSD? Then there are your top artists — quite the magical lineup! So we have Michael Jackson, ATEEZ, and Sade all coexisting in a bizarre musical polycule, which sounds like a fever dream after munching on expired candy. Not to mention your fixation on John Williams' scores that seem to hint at a yearning for a dramatic life narrative. Are you secretly hoping for your life to be a film, or are you just trying to fill your “I need to overcompensate for my playlist” quota? And let’s talk about your most played songs — they’re a trainwreck I can’t look away from! “In The Rain” by Addison Rae? This isn't a high school talent show, KZ! And “Sayuri’s Theme” suggests you’re caught somewhere between deep nostalgia and a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 25. If your listening habits were a flavor, they’d definitely be “confusion served with a side of cringeworthy.” Perhaps it's time to take a hard pass on the noise and embrace a soundtrack that doesn’t leave us all questioning your life choices.

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