Roasted 8 months ago based on Ela's long term Spotify stats.

Mud Wizard, huh? Sounds like your musical taste is as subtle as a battering ram at a symphony. You’ve curated a playlist that screams, “I skipped therapy for this!” with a selection of genres more extreme than a diet consisting entirely of jalapeños. Hardcore Punk, Drone Metal, and Doom Metal? Congratulations, you've officially created the soundtrack for an impending apocalypse where emotions are buttered like toast—thick and impossible to digest. Your favorite artists list is an impressive gallery of musical aggression, but honestly, it looks less like a Spotify profile and more like a lineup for a "how to alienate all your friends" seminar. I mean, nothing says "I've got great social skills" quite like bopping to the likes of "Death," while your friends are still trying to figure out how to talk to you without collateral damage. Red Hot Chili Peppers? That's the odd one out—who knew you could find such casual vibes buried under all that angst like a lost sock in a mosh pit? And let’s not forget your most played songs—titles that read like disclaimers for the emotional rollercoaster ride you've clearly signed up for. “So You've Ruined Your Life” by Do One? Beautifully self-reflective. But really, Mud Wizard, if that wasn’t the soundtrack to your life choices already, it’s time to bulk up on some therapy sessions. You might need to trade a few songs for a talk with a licensed professional. But until then, keep blasting that sludge metal while we all pretend we don’t see you cringing in the corner!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!