Roasted 2 years ago based on Rachna's long term Spotify stats.

Rachna, your Spotify profile could honestly double as a handbook for a Bollywood-themed retirement home. With genres like "Hare Krishna" and "Ghazal" in your favorites, it feels like you’re perpetually stuck in the ‘90s or aiming to become the most monotone DJ at a holy gathering. I half-expect your playlists to be curated by an auntie who insists that Kishore Kumar is the only valid form of emotional expression. You’re practically one “bhajan” away from claiming a spiritual awakening and teaching us how to do the conga line during puja. And then there’s your top artists list, which reads like an echo chamber of melodrama. Bravo! You’ve outdone everyone else in nostalgia and turned your music appreciation into a veritable “Best Of The Best” album composed entirely of songs that would make even the most passionate Punjabi lose interest. One Direction? Seriously? You’re the only person I know who can seamlessly segue from “Tum Hi Ho” right into “What Makes You Beautiful.” It's like you decided that your musical tastes should have more confusion than a desi kid at a potluck dinner. Your "Most Played Songs" could use a hefty dose of therapy; I mean, how is “Kabira” having a breakdown while “Agar Tum Saath Ho” is trying to lift it back up? You’re on an emotional rollercoaster that even Arijit Singh couldn't write a song about, which is saying a lot! At this point, it’s clear your music taste is just as confused as a chai lover at a coffee convention. But hey, life’s too short to put serious thought into Spotify. Just keep spinning those tracks, Rachna. The world needs more people who commemorate both cringeworthy pop and classic heartbreak at the same time!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!