Roasted 2 months ago based on lucca's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lucca, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis on shuffle. K-Pop, Noise Music, Soft Rock—how many mood swings are you trying to express, exactly? It’s like you’re just throwing genres at a wall and hoping they'll stick. One minute you're belting out the latest K-Ballad, and the next you're drowning in some experimental noise that sounds like a blender full of a catfight and a truck engine. You really are the “what if” personified of the music world. What if I'm vibing at a chill yacht party one minute, and the next I'm getting kicked out of a noise festival for using the wrong bathroom? Just pick a lane before your brain ends up as confused as your playlist! Your top artists could make for a fascinating study in commitment issues. SHINee and Taylor Swift? I can already see your dilemma: do you want to cry over unrequited love or break into a synchronized dance move? And don’t even get me started on those dramatic K-Rap lyrics—because what better way to express your feelings than through the poetic stylings of catchy beats and melodrama? Newsflash: your relationship with music is as layered as a poorly made lasagna, and twice as messy. Your Spotify profile truly feels like a frantic festival of last-minute decisions and Pinterest fails. And then there are your most played songs. Fleetwood Mac? Suddenly it’s like you’re in some midlife crisis at a beach bonfire, reminiscing about that “beautiful dream” you had of touching your toes at a yoga retreat while listening to J-Rock. "Miniskirt" by AOA? What are you trying to say, that you relate more to K-pop idols with catchy hooks than to Taylor Swift's intricate tales of heartbreak? Here's a tip: if your most-played songs feel like a therapy session, it might be time to reevaluate your life choices—or at least have a better selection than a high schooler's awkward iPod shuffle. Your Spotify profile is like a poorly-written sitcom: it’s awkward, occasionally funny, and mostly just leaves us concerned for your emotional well-being.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!